Friday, December 25, 2009

What's so appealing about MySpace?

I just logged into MySpace for the first time in a while. They don't appear to have the server capacity for their oversized pages, there's more errors than a chess game programmed in C by an inebriated Amish guy, and it lets people who get off on seizures, not being able to see text against a background, or just poor layout, have -way- too much control over HTML and CSS they don't understand. The butcheries of Flash presented as MySpace games, and the cries of "HAI2U!" from people who want be be my friend for no reason at all, haunt my dreams.



When was it that the quality of these great tubes of the interwebs started to fall? What happened to the days on IRC, where ignorance was always scorned as a sin against god, and elitists frightened away anyone whose heart wasn't made of frozen coal? What had to happen so that people got the idea "MySpace Parties," where people who don't know eachother had to drink until they forgot how lame it was?



Where did it all go wrong?



What's so appealing about MySpace?

It went wrong when they gave hordes of uneducated people computers, and a place to congregate together. Hurray for the cesspool that is MySpace. May you all learn the error of your ways. Get some education and some typing lessons. Long live IRC.



What's so appealing about MySpace?

Its just a form of communication in which you can remind the communicatee how hot you look in your pictures.



What's so appealing about MySpace?

the cool thing about my space is that you can find friends that you havent seen in years realitives ect ect also you make the page what you want and no1 can take it away you get your emails an what not so yea its a great thing



What's so appealing about MySpace?

Wow is myspace really that complicated



What's so appealing about MySpace?

i feel sorry for u, ur sad

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